I Am So Pissed

I am so pissed right now. The flippin tuna won. You all know that I have been planning on them loosing 3 more games and now the damn tuna wins one of them and I am pissed. Why could they not have just went out and continued to suck like they have all year. Why in the hell do you decide to play well enough to win now. Why, why in the hell do you do this now. You have single handily screwed the entire season for me. Thanks, I mean thanks a bunch. You almost acted as though you had a heart. You acted like you wanted to win. What the hell, did the old timers promise you all something if you would win one damn game. Well, I hope you all are happy now. So, tell me what the hell is 1-15 do for you, huh. What the hell is that going to do for you. You are not going to move up any in the draft. You still have the number one draft pick, you still have the worst record in all of football. I guess that the only thing that I can say is well there is now another team that is at this point 14-0. So your friggin record is now tied and you can hang on to that for one more week. You really think you stand a chance. Ha I don't think so. You could never win this game if you had Jesus Christ himself as coach. For that I find some peace. Now to the rest of the league.

Mr Romo, is the drop dead gorgeous Jessica Simpson wearing you out before games or what. This has to be one of the worst games you have ever played. I have to give it to you though, you do have the best looking lady in the world in your corner. Does she understand that buffaloes don't have wings yet? You let a mediocre team beat you today. The QB has a gimp knee and can not run around like he was known for. He is telling us that it is not a problem but it was apparent that the knee is a problem him. This will all come to surface when he gets traded next year and ends up a back up for someone. Well wait a minute Carl Peterson is still in the league. He loves to pick up everyone Else's has beens. So, therefore keep you head up Donovan, KC will take you. You are going to get your brains scrambled like the other 2 this year has. If your knee is not a problem yet it soon will be, while you are back there running for your life. Honestly Romo, this is not one of your stellar performances. Then again this defense was all over you, and stayed on you all day. However, you did throw several passes that was behind the recieves and some passes that should have never been thrown. You acted like you was relaxing back in bed with the stunning blonde. Won't be long until the coach tells you, that you can not see each other 3 days before every game if you keep this up. Come on go back the Romo that we all liked to watch.

Chiefs, I really thought that you had a chance today and I thought that with you having nothing to play for and your season done, I really thought that you had a chance at the beginning to run off with it. You almost acted like you wanted to play to win. When the last couple of games you have looked and played like you have given up on the entire season, the coaches, fellow teammates, the whole city. The defense had kept you in most games, they have kept you close enough to win with a kicker. Hell, you could not even pick a kicker that would work. You picked 3 of them and now it looks like you have once again picked up someone Else's old folks to play for you. Lets see there was Montana, Bono, Grbac, Anderson, and now this one. Can you not for god sakes pick your own damn team and make them good enough picks to stay with you for awhile. Oh wait a minute you do have Colquit. I know that is not all of them you have a few others on defense, but the defense was getting better. You knew you had no offensive line, you had no special team players and yet you pick how many defensive players. You can not completely ignore an entire aspect of you team. Wait you did that to 2 aspects of your team. Offense and special teams. You have 1/3 of your team. I hear alot of we need a few deep backs for the defense, no we need to get a line and someone who can run the ball back over 2 yards. We need a line that someone can run through. Wait a minute we have a kid who is doing something in his first three starts of his career. Did you new million dollar baby do that this year in his first three starts of this year with this line. No, he did not, yet you put all your collective eggs in one basket. Once again Queen Carl you screwed up again. You had a 1000 yard rusher and you traded him. We all know that running backs don't make it very long in the NFL, look at who has been playing for the Chiefs. Holmes did not make it long. LJ has not made it long. Lets see the last great hope we had as a running back drown trying to save some kids from drowning. A true hero by the way. But Come on, rather any of us like him or not Whitlock had it right you rent your damn running backs you don't put all your money in a running back. I go back to Denver, how any damn guys do they or have they had running behind their line. You can not count them on 2 hands. But they have a good line. They have had the same kicker for how many years now. Arguably the best in the league for many years.

Speaking of Denver, you let the Texans beat you. Just as you thought your season was starting to turn around then you pull off something like this and what the hell was that by the way. Can anyone explain that one. You guys start playing like you want to win and then you lay an egg for the men from Houston. Shanahan you are gone after this year. I don't see how you stay after this. I really don't. I am most likely wrong, but I don't see it. There is to much tradition of winning there and you are not getting it done now and have not for a few years now. I have to give it to you though I think that you have your QB for the next several years to build around him. This might save you, cause you are on the rise, or appears to be with this kid.

Bret "freak of nature" Favre, I am not saying this for any points, but I truly deep down in my sports heart hope that you win it all this year. This would be so fitting for you to win one more super bowl then you can go out while you are on top of the world. You have broke records and had one of your best years statistically. You act like a freaking kid out there again and, I truly hope the you win it all. The NFL would be a better place for it all happening my way. Brett wins it all and the Chiefs for some reason get their heads out of their asses and keep Queen Carl out of football decisions, and get some help for your defense.


What a year it has been and it is not over yet. Be back shortly with some previews of the Bowl season. Though be it should be a play off season but not.

Fair Weather Fans ?

Are we fair weather fans? Well I pose this to you, why is there maybe half or three quarters of the stands full. Look, when our perspective teams are doing well we pack the stands and not when they are sucking. Well, right now alot of teams are sucking and not much chance of change either. Lets look at it. The Kansas City Chiefs have had a sell out for several years now and this year after the beginning of the season, not so much. One of the local tv stations are buying up the tickets to broadcast it. Why you say, well hell they make a ton of money to broadcast it. Even though we are not out at the stadium watching, we are watching at home. The advertising goes way up for this game. I think if I am not mistaken they get some compensation from the league for the televised games also. From the network or the NFL one or the other. So as I sit and watch a pathetic team, in the chiefs, play a horrific game, when it ended they went to the NY Jets game. I could almost count on two hands the people in the stands. It looked like a ghost town. You think for one second the stands are filled in Miami. Well, if they are it is because they are wanting to see the run the tables in reverse. We will get to that later. So, guess what, Queen Carl, your 5 year plan is up, that was about 15 years ago. You did what you wanted and that was to fill the seats. Now your fans are on to you. Put a team, worth spending $100.oo a person, on the field and they might return. Until then they won't be back. You have had your run and it is time for you to move on. I retract what I might have said earlier, you don't need to be in charge of shit, advertising, marketing, anything. Take your bags and move to another city and drain them of their hard earned dollars on a pipe dream. It is not happening here anymore. If anyone is reading and you have tickets to the last remaining game at Arrowhead, stay home. I would love to see about 500 people show up and that is it. No that was not a misprint, or a fat finger, I said it, 500 people in the stands. Don't be giving those greedy, lying bastards anymore of our hard earned money. They need to put something on the field worth watching, let alone spending a couple hundred bucks on going to the game. I can stay at home or go to the bar to watch it and increase the economy. That would be better for everyone, not just the QUEEN.

Now on to the the horrific game, or so called game. After the game I hear something from our head coach that I could not believe. He was pissed at the defense, are you freaking serious. They are on the verge of turning on you Herm baby. You think that there is only one side of the damn ball. I don't think so, not in the least bit. This defense has kept your inept ass in several games for you and your damn Coordinator to loose it for them. You think that these men are going to keep going out and killing themselves for you to lose it for them. Look, I know, I have heard it all before and I am not buying in at all. Defense might help to win the championship, but not without scoring. Are you trying to tell me that if you have a 25 game winning pitcher for you he can win by himself. If he only gives up 1 friggin run and you can't score ANY, guess what dumbass, you still loose. If you hit every green in regulation, and you 3, or 4 putt, guess what dumbass, you won't win a jacket. Do I need to give you more examples. I did not think so. I know you have a decent defense and it is good enough to win with, hell you might even win a silver football. However if you can't score, if you can't putt, if you can't hit the ball, you won't win dumbass. Who is the dumbass, well there is several of you out there on this team. Now you stick a kid out there at the QB spot to get his flippin brains scrambled. Take another one out on a stretcher. Bitch at your defense, the only thing keeping you within 3 points. You really don't think it was you or your damn play calling do you. If this is what your are thinking then you have lost your mind. You are no longer in touch with reality. You have lost the last bit of sanity. I can only hope that with your #4 or #5 draft pick that you, Queen Carl don't have another bust. I will give you a hint you don't need another running back, you don't need another linebacker to turn into a halfback. You need a line. Look around you DUMBASS, the Denver Broncos can stick anyone in as running back and gain a 100+ yards a game. They have done it year in and year out for how many years. You think it is that they are that damn lucky, I don't think so. Not hardly, they have a line. You think that the Patroits have a hall of fame running back, did Green Bay, did Indianapolis, did San Fran? No, none of them did. Now that is not to say that Craig with San Fran was not good, that is not to say that Malony is not good, and the list goes on, but are any of them hall worthy. Hell no, they aren't. Yet they all managed to win the big ones,did they not. There is one exception to this rule. Emmit Smith, and yet he was willing to take a pay cut for the team. Do you have a guy like this, no you have one that you sunk all your money into and has done absolutely nothing this year. Oh he got paid and has done nothing. If he gets healed, guess what, with the friggin line you have he is going to get hurt again, and again and again. Just like your new QB is going to get. Look Len Dawson said it best, Croyle did not have a cast or anything after the game so that is a good thing. That was the only thing the hall of famer could come up with good. Croyle did not have a cast on when he left the locker room. You should be proud Herm and Carl.

Ok, now, those of you who have been coming by here know that I am pulling for the Dolphins to run the tables in reverse. They are about there, we all need to pull together here and root for them. I thought that a week ago they was going to win one and that almost pissed me off. I almost threw a fit. There is one game left that is bothering me, Baltimore. This is a game that could go against all of us that is rooting for them. The record that has made it this long, will have to be erased from the books if they go win less. I don't care if the Pats do win out, I want the other record taken off the books if they go in reverse this year. This will no longer count, it can not count if you loose all 16. We are at 0 - 13 and I am getting excited. If they go 0 - 15 I am going to have a party to watch the last one. That one has to be Nationally televised doesn't it. I mean even if you are in Boston and the Pats are about to go 16 - 0, even you chowds, would want to see 0 - 16 more wouldn't you? Come on, don't you lie to me, you want to see it don't you. Well, if it comes down to that, I am having the party. Hell, I might even get Sunday ticket for one damn game. It would so be worth it.

Where the Hell is the Hoodie

Where in the hell did the hoodie go today. I looked all day long and there was no hoodie. There was no running up the score either. You know as I sat and watched this game I though this is going to be better than it has been billed. It was better than billed.

Ok, this is where I go off on the deep end. You suppose the the Patriots was merely keeping them close until the very end, only to put it on them defensively and offensively. Are we looking at a team who can score and win whenever the hell they want to. They can play cat and mouse with whomever they want. I mean really the score was close until it was time that Brady and Co. needed to score and what happened. They scored and then they forced a turnover, and scored again. I was thinking, you don't suppose these guys have the stones to just let them get a little ways in front and then say, ok that is far enough time to go boys. Everyone said that they was cheating, so what do they do they start killing teams. Not just teams but decent or even good teams. Then we start talking about them running the score up for two weeks we talk about it and then in the biggest game of the regular season, with undefeated records on the line, they stay close until the last quarter and then we score and game over.

I know I am about half crazy, but you know what, I think this team is good enough to do it. That being said the Colts are the best team they have faced all year and will be all year. Their remaining schedule, it is possible that, yeah, the Dolphins record may be in trouble. I mean they are this good folks and I know it is crazy to think this but I do believe it would be like the hoodie to do this. Ok, we won't run the score up this week, but they will not win either. Oh we will keep it close and let them think they have a chance, but it is not gong to happen. With or without the hoodie.


So as I said, KU will roll over Nebraska. Wait a minute not just roll, this was a freaking steam engine and it was going downhill and no-one better get in its way. I know Nebraska is having troubles, but my lord this was a good old fashion ass whipin' like none other. KU beat them on both sides of the ball. 76-39 yeah that was a relentless ass whipping. At least BC moved back to where they really need to be. Why in the hell did they stay up there after their ridiculous win last week. 2:11 left and pure luck onside kick and they win. Was held to zero points until then.

Ok now hear this all of you big 12 naysayers. If MU should happen to win out and win the big 12 championship game, then you have to think they should be right there also. MU has one lost and that was to a top 6 team and played them tight until really late. The non conference schedule was not super weak but not super tough either, and they won on the road doing so. I am not counting the Illinois game a road game. It was a neutral sight, not away. Like I don't call the Arrowhead game for Mu, KU to be a road game for either also. That being said Mu did win on the road. KU did it and never left the confines of Lawrence. I think after watching the OSU game this might be a test for KU. If they get by them they could go 11-1, I think MU gets the last game, they are just way to explosive on offense and can score almost at will. Chase Daniel is a pure stud. Moral here is, GO MIDWEST.

What a Weekend

Being from the midwest, this is going to be one hell of a weekend and every weekend for that matter. Lets start with KU. They once again are getting a bye in my opinion. Then again anything could and has happened this year. There is now way Nebraska beats them this week. However if you believe in motivation well then you might think that Tom Osborn coming back might light a fire in them. I know he is the AD, but he is a figure in that school like no other. Is it possible that he might be having a little more to do with the football team than we all know. It is possible. I guess. That is getting pretty thin though. So I am sticking with the original statement. There is no way KU looses this game. I think that Mangino finally has a football team. Hell If you are in the area and listen to sports radio they are not even talking about the basketball team. Ku and Basketball goes like meat and taters. It just works together, and yet no one is talking about B-Ball. It is all Football right now and as it should be. For the time being. We will have time for B-Ball later.

Now to Mu. Well they have made it this far and yet Pinkel has not had one of his melt downs yet and will he this year. It seems as though he has to have one game a year that they should win and he melts down. Like last year against KU, there is no way KU was the better team and yet MU finds a way to loose it. I know some of you might be saying what about the OU game. I am not going to give that loss to the coach. I think the players lost that one. The interception and fumble, had alot to do with that. I think they got tired of fighting in that game and lost concentration. You have a Heisman quality QB and he makes throw like that. It was a mental break down in the kids part not Pinkle this time. Yet, I believe he will before it is over. It could be this weekend with the Buffaloes. Look this Colorado team is not that bad at all. They are a team on the brink of being a pretty damn good team. A defense that is rising up at time and show some signs of greatness. MU's offense is being called a juggernaut so it could be interesting. I think MU comes out of this game with a victory. I don't think they win big but they will get the win.

This all leads me to think what if. What if KU wins out and wins the Big 12 championship. Do you have to include them in the BCS Championship. I think so. Now if MU wins out and goes to San Antonio and wins there they to could be playing for all the marbles. I think that MU would have to win out and beat a couple of them big. I mean 3 touchdowns or better in at least one or maybe 2 games. All you in the SEC are going to have to start looking at the Big 12 again. No not OU this time or Texas, Or Nebraska. Maybe MU, or KU, Hell I honestly think that CU is going to be a threat in the next year or so. Nebraska, I don't think so there are just to many problems up there and nothing that is going to get fixed soon. Callahan has once again made a mess of something he has touched. Who in the hell would want that job right now. You are at least 2-3 years out.

Then let us not forget that we have the two last unbeaten teams going head to head. How do you call this one. Well here is a little history. Whoever is at home wins. It has been this way for quite some time and it might continue this weekend. However, the sweatshirt guy really has them playing really well and they are killing people right now and there is no sign of them slowing down at all. Are they pissed about spygate or what is it. These men are playing balls out for sure. I think, and some others have the same thought, that someone is going to take it to far and hurt some one. You heat sports talk radio saying it is not running it up. Stop them if you don't like it. Yeah some one is going to say, stop it, ok I will stop it and cut Brady at the knees and out he goes. Why in the hell would you bring Brady back in in the fourth quarter when you are still winning by more than 2 touchdowns. What part of the game made you think Bellacheck, that made you think they might come back and win. Someone is not going to take it to well and freak out and hurt someone. Someone is going to have a bad reaction to the roids and freak the hell out and loose it. Cut a lineman, take Bradys' head off, you know how it is going to happen. Then the whole season is over for them if Brady goes out. There is no one out there who can keep up what he has started. Then again they might not need to if their defense keeps going like it is right now. Oh yeah, I just had to bring that part of the team up huh. Yeah their defense is playing a hell of a lot better than when they won super bowls. So this is a more complete team. Why don't we just call this game the super bowl and play the damn thing. Get it over. Oh I am really wanting to watch this game but my god it is getting old. The hype is ridiculous.

Indi however is going to play them a hell of alot closer than, anyone else has. If Bellacheck had two Brady's, he might bring in the second one and use two QBs'. Are they running up the score, who the hell cares. They are going to have their hands full this weekend. Remember Indi can put up some points. I am getting excited already. Hell I might go ahead and get the smoker warming up Saturday. Get my ribs on and pan of taters and a head or two of cabbage. Get a new 30 pack and get it going right now.

Tom (Freakin') Brady

Can you believe this guy. He throws for three touches and then he rushes in twice also. They put up 52 points on what some people might say is on of the best cover teams in the league. Not quite so today huh. So I pose this question to you, are the Pats running up the score on their opponents. It sure the hell looks like it today huh. They went 2 for 2 on 4th downs. If your not running up the score then why in the hell are going for it on fourth downs. Ok I know the old man is going to say hey the game is not over until it is over. Ok enough coach. Just admit you are pissed off about getting caught cheating and stealing signals and now you are going to put the attention on something else. Like you are beating people like tied dogs, or rented mules. "Cheated huh, here take 52 home with you." I don't think they are cheating right now at all. Besides how many people in the NFL are not trying to steal signals. Well maybe not filming them anyway. You know I think that if they was videoing the signals then they would have to figure out the signals. I mean you know if they was getting the signals, was they only giving one signal or was they giving several or was they doing what they do in baseball and give an indicator signal first. You know that, they have to touch their nose first or the signal means nothing, then touch the nose then the next signal is the actual play. It would take awhile to figure it all out and be able to use it, I say anyway.


Regardless, the Patriots are killing people right now. I guess maybe the NFL should not accuse them of stealing signals again huh. Now there is no way right now to beat them I don't think. I guess if there is going to be a test then it will be on the 4th of November when the last 2 remaining undefeated teams play together. After watching all the games I have watched his year. Is there anyone in the NFC to beat them. I think next week will be the real Super Bowl.

Ok Back to Brady, this guy is unbelievable. He is on pace to not only break the records, but who in the hell is going to break them in the future. I mean Peyton had a great year to break Marinos' record now Brady is going to shatter that one. I know records are made to be broken but my lord. This guy is going to set it so damn high maybe even he won't be able to break them. This record may be the one to stand for a long long time boys and girls. This guy is lights out in a big way. And the whole team has stones to stand up and put these kind of numbers up every week. Look at the defense right now. Look they had a semi good defense and now they are even playing better. I mean better enough to hold teams to a single score or less, this might be the one most balanced team in history. Tom Laundry had a few well balanced teams, but I don't think that even Tom Laundry would be envious of this team. I know a friend of mine is about to start his Super Bowl celebration going any day now. Way to go umpire in chief, Tom Bradys' biggest fan.